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i want to dance beside a frozen lake :: where the snowflakes gently fall from the sky :: the hair swaying in the chilly wind :: as the still moments of the winter everning :: is enlightened by me ::

My Contradictions.

- SEVENTEEN yet EIGHTEEN.
- SOPHISTICATED yet SIMPLE.
- WILD yet TAME.
- CRAZY yet NORMAL.
- BITCHY yet KIND.
- SLUTTISH yet DEMURE.
- FRANK yet SHY.
- CHILDISH yet MATURE.
- DEVILISH yet ANGELIC.
- NARCISSISTIC yet SELFLESS.
- CONFUSED yet SURE.
- FICKLE yet CONSISTENT.
- SELFISH yet GIVING.
- FIERCE yet GENTLE.
- ANNOYING yet LOVABLE.
- HEARTLESS yet SENTIMENTAL.
- SCHEMING yet NAIVE.
- LAZY yet HARDWORKING.
- RETARDED yet INTELLIGENT.
- IGNORANT yet KNOWLEDGEABLE.
- UNFEELING yet CARING.
- SLOPPY yet TIDY.
- IMAGINATIVE yet REALISTIC.
- PESSIMISTIC yet OPTIMISTIC.
- INTROVERTED yet EXTROVERTED.


My Loves.

- ME.MYSELF.I.
- MONEY.
- COMPUTER.
- HAND PHONE.
- CAMERA.
- CHILDREN.
- MIRRORS.
- MAKE UP.
- BITCHING.
- GOSSIPING.
- CRITICIZING.
- SLACKING.


My Hates.

- BEING BROKE.
- BEING SCOLDED.
- BEING BACKSTABBED.
- EMPTY VESSELS.
- HYPOCRITES.
- REPEAT OFFENDERS.
- COMPUTER BREAKDOWN.

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Tuesday, March 07, 2006


RANDOM JOKE/VIDEOS.


i have decided to be very kind(as always) and share a joke and some videos with every1.i am so kind rite?but as always,i have sth to say.


JUSTIN,WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?WHY HE CANNOT PUT MY PICTURE HUH?U JEALOUS TT WE STILL ON GOOD TERMS IZIT?SHUDDUP AND FUCK OFF LAH.


okok.here's the joke and the videos follow.enjoy. =D



A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding.


Officer: May I see your drivers license?


Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.


Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle?


Driver: Its not my car. I stole it.


Officer: The car is stolen?


Driver: Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.


Officer: Theres a gun in the glove box?


Driver: Yes sir. Thats where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.


Officer: Theres a BODY in the TRUNK???


Driver: Yes, sir.


Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:


Captain: Sir, can I see your license?


Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.


Captain: Whos car is this?


Driver: Its mine, officer. Heres the owner card.
The driver owned the car.


Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it?


Driver: Yes, sir, but theres no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.


Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said theres a body in it.


Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.


Captain: I dont understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.


Driver: Yeah, Ill bet the lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding too.


hahahas.geddit?so here r the videos.super funny.the 1st is called "THE DOOR" if u dont understand at 1st,replay it.next up is "THE WORD FUCK".after tt,its "LOTR" parady version.lastly is a chinese video "FISHBALL AND NOODLE". enjoy!!














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