Students: Good morning, teacher.
Teacher : (shouting) Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night????
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher.
Teacher : That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.
Students: Best regards teacher!
Teacher : That's better, sit down! Listen. Today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or a word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand??
Students: Understood teacher!
Teacher : I do not want any disturbance!
Students: *silence-
Teacher :Clever
Students: Stupid
Teacher : High
Students: Low
Teacher : Popular
Students: Calafare
Teacher :Wrong
Students: Correct
Teacher : Stupid
Students: Clever
Teacher : No
Students: Yes
Teacher : Oh God
Students: Oh Slave
Teacher : Listen to this
Students: Listen to that
Teacher : Quiet
Students: Noisy
Teacher : That's not a question, stupid
Students: This is an answer, clever.
Teacher : I'm dead
Students: We're alive
Teacher : I'm lazy to teach
Students: We are hardworking to learn.
Teacher : Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More
Teacher : Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!
Teacher : Why are you people so stupid
Students: Because I am someone clever
Teacher : Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!
Teacher : O.K.Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher : Enough,stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher : Stand up
Students: Sit down
Teacher : I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
Teacher : You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher : All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: Released tonight
Teacher : *Kept quiet, gathered her books and went out-
very lengthy, but funny. i really like a good joke once in awhile. during the bbq, there was this joke i remember. i find it very funny lah.
me: y ghosts always seem to be stuck at one level/room n never move de?
laode: got, they got move. u see ar, its like osmosis. they move from higher concentration to lower concentration. last tyme block-- lvl 5,6,7 got. den the rest dun have. den thru time, lvl 3 have, but not lvl 4.
donald: so u mean lvl 4 is a semi permeable membrane??
LOL. i tink its super funny ok. =X
i tink i got alot of spelling mistakes, but what the heck. i'm not in a course tt needs perfect english. expect for ICBE, i tok singlish also tcher no care me. lols. bahh, i tink i need to go study loh. i'm slacking the whole way and common tests are due next week!!
简简单单
我们都是泡沫轻轻一碰就破
眼泪是爱的火花
昨天就像飞机穿过我的窗口
我什么都没有
我摊开了双手你予取予求
直到你想自由
痛苦的时候我不会闪躲
就像树叶甘心为春风吹落
只是简简单单的爱过
我还是我
简简单单的想过
就不算白活
简简单单的疯过
被梦带走
当故事结束之后
心也喜欢一个人寂寞